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Microsoft Release Search Site
Posted by donkey (2 Comments) Tue Feb 1st '05 11:20:26 AM 
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Microsoft has unveiled the finished version of its home-grown search engine.


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News Source: BBC NEWS Genre: Microsoft

Woman sells advertising on cleavage
Posted by play_boy_2000 (9 Comments) Fri Jan 28th '05 11:07:30 PM 
GREENOCK QUINE is touting the skin above her cleavage as a swell way for people to advertise their wares.
She will host the advertising for 15 days and is willing to display company logos, slogans or web sites, using a supplied temporary tattoo


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edit by donkeh: replaced tits with a picture of a wabbit!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=317&item=5951626613&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

UPDATE: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01/31/casino_rents_cleavage/
News Source: The Inquirer Genre: Comedy

Bill Gates gives £400m ($750m) to charity
Posted by mrplow (2 Comments) Tue Jan 25th '05 08:05:29 AM 
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The foundation run by Microsoft magnate Bill Gates has announced it is dedicating $750m (£400m) to a worldwide infant vaccination programme.

Mr Gates said the donation would help save millions of children's lives.

"Supporting children's immunisation is undoubtedly the best investment we've ever made," he said in a statement.

At the same time, it was announced that Norway was donating $290m to the same organisation, the Global Alliance for Vaccination and Immunisation (Gavi).

Mr Gates' pledge is to run over 10 years, and Norway's over five.

Mr Gates has made a name as one of the world's top philanthropists. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has pledged $7bn to good causes over the last decade.
News Source: news.bbc Genre: Microsoft

Microsoft Accepts EU Decision
Posted by James (8 Comments) Tue Jan 25th '05 01:53:35 AM 
Microsoft announced today that it will not appeal against the European Union's court order compelling the company to remove Windows Media Player from the Windows XP operating system in Europe.

In a statement to the Associated Press, they announced the company had "decided to forego its right to appeal the Court of First Instance's...ruling of December 22, 2004. Rather than seeking to suspend the Commission's remedies, Microsoft's focus now is on working constructively with the Commission on their full and prompt implementation."

The software giant lost its bid in December to delay the sanctions any further. The original ruling in March 2004 involved a wopping £331m/$613m fine against the company. As well as stripping Windows Media Player from Windows XP, Microsoft has been ordered to reveal essential APIs to rival software companies like Apple and RealPlayer.

The company must now deliver a new version of Windows XP sans Windows Media Player. Microsoft has stated that the version will be available in "coming weeks" but it's still not clear just how they will remove it. A lot of elements native to Windows XP refer to Windows Media Player meaning that the removal task could be much more than taking out media player code, and could affect various user interfaces. Whatever happens in terms of the code, one can expect Microsoft to begin offering a Windows XP without WMP by March in Europe. The rest of Microsofts appeal against a previous EU ruling continues.
News Source: Neowin Genre: Microsoft

Passengers leave stranded ocean liner
Posted by Pud (12 Comments) Fri Jan 21st '05 03:43:46 PM 
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Passengers who spent 11 days on the luxury liner Aurora before its world cruise was cancelled have disembarked.

The troubled £200m liner returned to Southampton just before midnight on Thursday after experiencing persistent problems with its propulsion system.



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News Source: do you wanna make tea at the BBC? Genre: General News

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